I’ve ridden an elephant. I’ve found a hundred dollar bill. Twice. I talk to strangers and take free candy. I watch PBS for the kids shows. Believe it or not, I have a BA in Journalism. I have a dog who people think I am awkwardly in love with. We don’t care, we know our love is real. I’d marry her, but her breathe STINKS. I am a weirdo magnet (obviously, I mean, look at the caliber of people reading this blog).