Summer Vacation Sucks

Sorry for the delay in writing, someone texted me “K” and I was busy plotting their demise. For being unemployed and receiving (what feels like) continuous “thanks, but no thanks” emails from NUMEROUS companies — seriously, I couldn’t even get a job at Target for Christ’s sake; they told me I’m over-qualified, the bastards — […]

I Shaved For This?

Ladies (gents too), we’ve all been there. A promising first date comes along, you spend the afternoon preparing both mentally and physically. The shower, the clothes selection, the jewelry choice, the make-up (again, some gents understand) and the agonizing wait until the appointed time. Then, you meet up for dinner or coffee or whatever and […]